That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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