I don't think brook has ever known best
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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