I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Randomize
