Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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