Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
