Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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