This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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