Don't you send me to vm
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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