I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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