I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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