What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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