Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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