Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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