So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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