He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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