Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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