talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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