turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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