next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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