Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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