Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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