how hairy? two words: wookie tits
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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