I could have mohawked her pubes.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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