All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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