Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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