just come out here and I will go home with you...
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
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Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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