I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
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Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Randomize