I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
