Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Randomize
