my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
