So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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