you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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