Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
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