Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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