Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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