i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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