I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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