Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
he was CRYING into my vagina
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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