I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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