Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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