She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
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