What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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