She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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