if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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