ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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