you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize