I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
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no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
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You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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