We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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