Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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