My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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