got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
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We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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