I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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