In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You can't special order awesome
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
