This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
should my penis look like a turkey
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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