It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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