This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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