And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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